Wednesday, April 22, 2009
XIX
A few things.
1. I'm just going to be honest and say I'm sort of updating this because I'm procrastinating my paper. It's on Frank O'Hara's poem "A Step Away from Them" for Contemporary Poetry, in case you were wondering. It's due Friday and tomorrow I will most surely be cursing myself, but alas, I like to live life on the edge.
2. Nerds are excellent.
3. It has been brought to my attention, prospective students, that the deadline for deciding whether or not to attend UT is almost upon you. Or you have already chosen to come here. Now. I don't believe for a minute that none of you have any questions. I mean, please. I had a million questions. Like, for example, "How do I find a book in the library?" Answer: I don't know. Well, I do. But explaining it to you won't make a difference. Trust. But anyway, I am - once again - opening the floor for questions. So take advantage. Honestly, guys, when I was a freshman I creeped people on Myspace and Facebook and then creepily messaged strangers about UT...and I am not yet willing to believe that was anything less than perfectly normal.
4. I will probably still update this in the summer. WITH LLAMA PICTURES.
5. I am going to continue writing my paper now.
6. PS Roman numerals are hard now. I don't know where the "I" goes. Guessed.
1. I'm just going to be honest and say I'm sort of updating this because I'm procrastinating my paper. It's on Frank O'Hara's poem "A Step Away from Them" for Contemporary Poetry, in case you were wondering. It's due Friday and tomorrow I will most surely be cursing myself, but alas, I like to live life on the edge.
2. Nerds are excellent.
3. It has been brought to my attention, prospective students, that the deadline for deciding whether or not to attend UT is almost upon you. Or you have already chosen to come here. Now. I don't believe for a minute that none of you have any questions. I mean, please. I had a million questions. Like, for example, "How do I find a book in the library?" Answer: I don't know. Well, I do. But explaining it to you won't make a difference. Trust. But anyway, I am - once again - opening the floor for questions. So take advantage. Honestly, guys, when I was a freshman I creeped people on Myspace and Facebook and then creepily messaged strangers about UT...and I am not yet willing to believe that was anything less than perfectly normal.
4. I will probably still update this in the summer. WITH LLAMA PICTURES.
5. I am going to continue writing my paper now.
6. PS Roman numerals are hard now. I don't know where the "I" goes. Guessed.
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1 Comments:
I have to say that yes, you put the I in the right place. And that when you graduate, you will begin to facebook stalk like you've never thought possible, and then...actually comment to people about all the wonderful things you've found.
p.s. I'm ashamed of all the people who read and did not comment. I wag my UT alumna pointer finger at them.
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