Monday, April 6, 2009
XVIII
I went to a mustache party:
The above photograph is in response to my mother saying I look like one of these in my main picture:
Apparently, my web-presence is unsatisfactory. I'm sure the above has remedied it nicely.
In all seriousness, I thought my picture was quite neutral, an attempt, albeit in vain, to look inscrutable - passive aggressively thwarting preconceived notions based on appearances. But, alas, I resemble a canine with comically large features. There are worse things, I suppose. Like looking ridiculous, for example. Perhaps with some facial hair penciled on the face.
The above photograph is in response to my mother saying I look like one of these in my main picture:
Apparently, my web-presence is unsatisfactory. I'm sure the above has remedied it nicely.
In all seriousness, I thought my picture was quite neutral, an attempt, albeit in vain, to look inscrutable - passive aggressively thwarting preconceived notions based on appearances. But, alas, I resemble a canine with comically large features. There are worse things, I suppose. Like looking ridiculous, for example. Perhaps with some facial hair penciled on the face.
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2 Comments:
With all due respect Jess, I never said you looked like a dog. I believe i said the picture reminded me of those dog cards in the way it distorted your features. I said that picture didn't do you justice and I wish you'd picked a more flattering one. Actually now that I look at it more it looks more like someone peeking out a peep hole and seeing you leaning forward trying to peek in at them with that sneaky smirk on your face. Perhaps we should wonder what you're really thinking. Since you're only letting your readers see this small distorted image of you.......very interesting.....who IS the real Jessica!!!?? Luv U...M
Hmmm...the world may never know.
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